Fake Butts/Breast Are The PED’s Of Modeling

A lot of news nowadays is being focused athletes using PEDs, that is Performance Enhancing Drugs. As science advances and times change, what constitutes a PED Β can change. Many popular athletes have been accused of using PEDs in order to give them an unfair advantage in their particular sport. Mark McGuire. Alex Rodriguez. Barry Bonds (a lot of baseball players). Marion Jones. Lebro…oh, no? Well anyway…

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Please, sir. I want summore…

PEDs are illegal because of the unfair advantage that they give to competitors. They are illegal because they damage the body, but many, especially in baseball, still continue to use these drugs.

In the “modeling” world (I use quotations because this is mainly just true of “urban models”), many are taking the easy route towards success by using the pretty hoe equivalent to PEDs by accepting breast and ass injections and implants.

Generally, I don’t have a problem with any of these modifications. My only problem is when the implants look ridiculously fake or out of proportion. For example…

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I made that pyramid to show how disgusted I was. If I have any typos on the upper half, forgive me. I’m not scrolling up any more. But anyhow, let’s examine some of the Mark McGuires and Sammy Sosas in the model game and why their augmentations to the “sport.”

Angel Lola Luv

Angel Lola Luv

Angel Lola Luv, although she will never admit to it, is generally assumed to have ass implants. She’s like the model Barry Bonds (even though she raps now but, no, just no). It’s amazing because she is actually very pretty. Just like Barry Bonds had a great career before his “alleged” steroid use. I guess sometimes you need that edge.

Coco

Coco

Wife of esteemed rapper/actor Ice-T, Coco is said to contain more silicone than an automobile plant. She may be the first bionic woman, as I’m sure her body will remain long after her heart stops beating, because of the amalgam of polymers used to create her shape. It appears that Ice-T invested very well.

Syringe full of Elmers'

Is a syringe full of Elmers’ worth it?

In the end though, are the modifications worth it? Just like with steroids/HGH/Deer Horn Spray Cologne that Ray Lewis used, the performance benefits may be worth the possible health problems that could occur as a result. Would that million dollar contract extension be obtainable without the extra speed, strength, or endurance made possible by performance enhancing drugs? Is that Rick Ross video appearance or King Magazine cover possible without the extra bust or rump circumference?

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